The 99 Cent Only Store had Jalapeno Bacon Cheeseburger Half Pound Hot Pockets and I couldn't resist. I figured I wouldn't eat the whole thing, but the nutritional info isn't so bad at 18 grams of fat, and 740 mg of sodium, so if I happened to wolf it down, so be it. Well, it happened. That was one delicious Hot Pocket. The Jalapeno gave the melty cheese goo a wonderful kick, and the hamburger bits actually resembled ground beef product. I don't know what was supposed to pass for bacon in there, but it was plenty salty, and the crust was yummy.
I was rather pleased with my "lunch for a buck" selection, until about an hour later . . .